I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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