giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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