i would punch a child for taco bell
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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