somebody snuck up and got me drunk
smell my finger.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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