Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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