Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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