dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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