I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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