when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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