Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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