What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
