Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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