I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
