your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
he laminated a picture of his dick.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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