did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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