...so i touched it.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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