Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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