The maid of honor just puked.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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