i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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