That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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