So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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