She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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