Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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