She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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