You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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