Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
