At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
