no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
how drunk are you?
Several
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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