Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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