I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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