Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You smell like stripper and shame
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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