I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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