Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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