You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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