apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Randomize
