yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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