if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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