What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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