everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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