i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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