Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I need water and some morals
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
