she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Quick, to the slutcave!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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