yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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