If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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