The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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