morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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