so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I need to align my fucking chakras
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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