I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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