Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
