On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
This baby is an asshole
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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