Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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