how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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