i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
