I think I am morally bankrupt
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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