"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
