I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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